10/04/2010

“But we didn’t invade their country.

“We thought it would be a matter of weeks, only until the fighting died down. Of course, we were never allowed to go home.” Nina Saah, Washington, DC.

“She was carrying a huge bag, and she looked like she was heading toward us, so we lit her up with the Mark 19, which is an automatic grenade launcher, and when the dust settled, we realized that the bag was full of groceries. She had been trying to bring us food and we blew her to pieces.”

”It seems the ring advertised mainly in Israeli papers in Arabic trying to attract impoverished Palestinians. It offered potential donors $10,000 for kidneys. Those who remained hesitant were offered up to $100,000. However the donors were never paid.”

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